This page
continues our cogitation on
the eternal mystery
that is the Chilcot Inquiry
- links to earlier episodes
in the Pear Shaped Iraq
Inqury Enquiry
can be found at the bottom
of the page with
Following
the statement by Sir John
Chilcot that the Iraq Inquiry
Report will not be released till
after the General Election there
has been something of an upsurge
in media interest in what was
previously a very niche market -
talking about the Iraq
Inquiry. Despite public
perception this has not always
been a "hot topic". Indeed
for many years after the war
those who questioned it even
ever so slightly were regarded
almost exclusively as only
slightly more sensible than
David Icke and people who
believe that it's all the fault
of lizards.
As a result I feel someone should answer the
various articles postulating on
why pundits are so desperate to
see the Chilcot Report and as I
have read at least all of the
transcripts perhaps it should be
me. If nothing else it
would be nice to write an
article on the subject that is
less than 10,000 words...
It is of course
true that the purpose of most
Inquiries is to kick the issues
into the long grass.
Gordon Brown started the Inquiry
with the intention of closing
the issues for the 2010
election. This it
did. The trouble is that
it is now 2015 and there is
another election and that is
when the political long grass
gets mown – and the political
football sits there begging for
someone to kick it.
During the previous 5 years the
political class has of course
assiduously tried to avoid
writing/talking about Iraq at
all costs. Particularly
those members of it who were in
the last government or in the
patronage of the last
government. But also those
in old opposition who don't want
to draw attention to their
failure to bring the Government
account or identify the scale of
the dangers the Iraq War
represented.
During the 2000s the
Conservative party seemed far
more interested in internal wars
than real wars at one point
seeming to manage to change
leader every 18 months.
Iain Duncan Smith who was leader
of the opposition at the time
was with hindsight inconveniently
keen on the Iraq
War. Indeed no lesser
personage than Alastair
Campbell claims George W
Bush threatened to "topple"
“Iain Duncan Baker” if he didn't
support the Iraq War.
Fortunately Iain
Duncan Baker seemed to have
rather hawkish views coming
out with such
classics as "Proving one
threat does not disprove
another. And against many of
these threats we are
currently literally
defenceless. That is
particularly the case when
it comes to ballistic
missiles. Traditional
methods of arms control will
not solve the problem. Those
countries like Iraq are the
least likely to observe
treaties. Preventative
defence, seeking to bring
these countries within the
family of civilised nations,
clearly has a part to play".
Later, buying into both
dossiers hook, lie and sinker,
he told parliament that "The
Government dossier confirms
that Iraq is self-sufficient
in biological weapons and
that the Iraq military is
ready to deploy these and
chemical weapons at some 45
minutes' notice."
When I started
writing about the Iraq Inquiry
as a one off joke article some
time in 2010-11 it was
rumoured it was near to
issuing the report. It
wasn’t. For a
while after the public hearings
ended the Inquiry released a
number of private transcripts,
documents and notes to keep us
amused until it decided not to
publish anything anymore because
publication was imminent.
Imminent publication is the
Section 22 exception to the
Freedom of Information
Act. Of course when
Whitehall uses the word Imminent
they are of course using it in
the Sir Humphrey sense of
the word. The Inquiry and
all the documents around it are
constantly
Imminent. In the same way
that I once worked for a company
that went bust but when I asked
the boss why there was nothing
to do anymore he replied that
"Work will be in
Imminently". The
report may be invisible, unread
and cloaked in bitter disputes
between Sir Jeremy Heywood and
Sir John Chilcot but one thing
it does not lack is
Imminence. The Iraq
Inquiry has Imminence coming out
of its ears. A cynical
mind might say that the report
is being held back for political
reasons however I am sure that
each delay in the report’s
release has been totally
unpredictable. After all
Sir John is very busy in the
important business of looking
into the past. We cannot
expect him to be able to look
into the future too...
Moving on …as the Chilcot
Inquiry doesn’t… let me address
some of the other issues this
raises. What can the
Chilcot report really do? we are
often asked. Well
surprisingly the Chilcot report
has actually done quite a lot
already for those willing to
undertake the depressing and
intensely boring task of
actually reading the
website. For the first
time …well, ever … we have
serving members of the security
services forced to talk about
what they actually do …albeit
with a lot of redactions.
Perhaps one reason the Inquiry
stopped putting data on its
website is that actually putting
black lines over things can only
conceal so much truth. The
Inquiry covers everything to do
with the war “from 2001 up to
the end of July 2009” including
Gordon Brown’s inability to fund
it properly and the various and
many military cock ups along the
way and the failure to predict
the aftermath situation.
It’s not simply a matter of the
narrow matter of whether
Alastair Campbell and Tony Blair
are liars. After all if it
was that simple it’d be over by
now. The object of Public
Inquiries is not just to get
information into the public
domain before it leaks there but
to bury it in million
words. We'll skip over the
fact that Tony and Alastair seem
to have told us all what
happened in meetings "protected"
by the Official Secrets Act in
their own books ...in bits...
Over at that paragon of sensible
writing "Spiked"
Tim Black tells us slightly
optimistically that “There
can be no sentient being
outside the Euston Manifesto
Group who still thinks the
Iraq War was a good idea”.
But unfortunately there is
- it’s called John Rentoul who’s
posterior had found its self a
chair on Channel 4 news last
night - a sort of upmarket Katie
Hopkins. It is no easy task writing
about the Iraq War or trying to
debate it with professional
apologists like JR who seek to
confuse, obfuscate and are a
greater source of red herrings
than Billingsgate market.
Quote too much from the
available documents and you’re
too boring to listen to …cut
down to “the gists” and you open
yourself up to accusations of
selectively quoting. JR's
techniques range from spreading
confusion ... insisting that
Saddam wasn't sure what weapons
he had and that was what the war
was about (Well
if that was what it was about
it's a long way from "He's
got 'em. Let's get 'im"
as explained in the Sun)
... to simply stating over and
over that the whole thing is a
waste of time that will
"satisfy" no one... rather
missing the supposed central
purpose of the inquiry - to
discover the truth.
The fact that people are
prepared to say so many
preposterous things in defence
of Mr Blair shows that under the
surface of democracy still lurk
the hungry sharks of
patronage. At the bottom
of the intellectual pile of
Blair defenders is probably Mr @BlairSupporter a
being of very little brain who
relentlessly adds twitter
followers who dare to question
the glorious leader to ever more
elaborately named “lists”.
Check me out on “Very
Unbalanced TB haters”.
Criticising Mr Blair’s
motivations for going to war is
like an episode of Columbo – we
all know he did it … but proving
it is another thing
entirely. Congratulations
by the way to whoever picked up
our original Columbo joke and
used it to create the image
above. So… is asserting
the continually denied
undeniable reality
pointless? No. I’ve
learnt for example why
Tony Blair is not at the ICC on
any war crimes charges and can’t
be. Laughably the ICC has
no “legal” definition of “waging
aggressive war”…
…and won’t have for several
years and when it does the
definition will not be
retroactively applied so even if
Chilcot finds against him Tony
Blair can never be charged.
Rudolph Hess who was found
guilty of exactly this crime on
30 September 1947 and sentenced
to life imprisonment for it must
feel retrospectively a right
nana.
Some say we surely know enough
now about the Iraq War to
condemn it and this is true but
condemnation is not
enough. For democracy to
function it needs
accountability. As I have
already said mainstream
politicians of both parties have
been for the past 5 years fairly
assiduous in their attempts not
to talk about the Iraq War
...but you can’t put it off
forever no matter how hard you
try. After all there’s a
myriad of smaller party leaders
like Caroline Lucas who are
rather unsporting and force
Commons debates.
Gradually too opinion polls have
hardened against TB because
actually we do now know more
than we did in 2003 about what
the government said it did and
didn't know and what it did and
didn't know. To misquote
Donald Rumsfeld there are less
unknown unknowns.
David Miliband has gone off to
the US and is it just
because he fears embarrassing
his brother or is it because he
fears a brother ruthless enough
to stand against him for the
party leadership might just
throw him to the wolves?
John Prescott meanwhile has had
a strange and gradual Road to
Damascus conversion to Blair
criticiser …perhaps prompted by
the sound of approaching Salmon
letters. It’s a slow
process but opinion on the war
has definitely changed as the
old guard retired...
However, yes, the Inquiry will
and does tell us things and not
just about Mr Blair. It
tells us the British
Constitution or what passes for
it is rubbish for one
thing. It’s easy to point
a finger at Tony but he’s not
the only problem. Other
legislative systems have
effective separation of powers
between the executive, the
legislature and the judiciary so
even if abuses of power happen
they at least happen
clearly. The British
“Constitution” in contrast is a
masterpiece of opacity and that
is why the British Prime
Minister can so easily ignore
the Cabinet, Parliament and the
Law. Of course where
there’s a will there’s a way but
where there are no traffic
lights just committees of Privy
Councillors…
Also it may well have been
obvious at the time it was wrong
but did we as individuals
question the agendas of PNAC,
JINSA, the Quill and Dagger
Society, Emma Sky etc…?
Because all these people are
still out there … and as Gordon
Brown would say …they may have
changed their tune but they
haven’t changed their minds.
Our
initial interpretation of the
transcripts (entirely filmed
in Xtranormal) can be found here
which is more than you can say
for Xtranormal (see
here) ...although someone
seems now to have bought
Xtranormal and it has risen
Lazarus like from dead ... but I
dont think I'll be rushing to
use it again. Fortunately
all the old Pear Shaped Iraq
Inquiry Animations still exist
on Youtube - and we have now
gone through the painstaking
tast of re-editing the Youtube
videos into the old
html. Although for some
reason people only ever
watched the videos on
Xtranormal...
Here's
the usual resume of
what we've covered so
far in previous
articles:
Pear
Shaped
Iraq_Enquiry_Enquiry
Page 1 Covers
public evidence
from Christopher
Meyer, Jeremy
Greenstock, Tim
Dowse, Edward
Chaplin, Sir
David Manning,
Sir William
Patey, Vice
Admiral Charles
Style, General
Sir John Reith,
Alistair
Campbell,
Lieutenant
General Sir
Richard Shirreff
and Geoff Hoon
Pear
Shaped
Iraq_Enquiry_Enquiry
Page 2Covers
public
evidence from
Jonathan
Powell, Lord
Goldsmith,
Margaret
Beckett, John
Hutton, Sir
Kevin Tebbit,
General the
Lord Walker of
Aldringham,
Clare Short,
Ann Clwyd,
Gordon Brown
and endless
analysis of
what Jaques
Chirac meant
without asking
him.
Pear
Shaped
Iraq_Enquiry_Enquiry
Page 3Covers
public
evidence from
Douglas
Alexander,
David
Miliband,
Cathy
Adams,
Sir John
Holmes, Sir
Jonathan
Cunliffe, Mark
Etherington
CBE and Lord
Boateng.
Pear
Shaped
Iraq_Enquiry_Enquiry
Page 4Covers
public
evidence from
Carne Ross, Lt
Gen Sir James
Dutton KCB
CBE, Stephen
White,
Baroness
Elizabeth
Manningham-Buller,
Sir Peter
Spencer KCB,
Lord Prescott,
Tony Blair
(again) and
Jack
Straw.
It also covers
some ludicrous
conspiracy
theories.
Most
of the first 4
pages are brief
commentary with
the transcripts
re-edited in
Xtranormal format
(the videos are on
Youtube).
For the next
article we tried a
different approach
with a mixture of
commentary,
transcripts and
Xtranormal
animation...
MI6
goes Pear Shaped
IraqCovers
SIS private
evidence from MI6
officers SIS1,
SIS2, SIS3,SIS4,
SIS5 and SIS6 and
C (Sir Richard
Dearlove). The
Iraq Inquiry have
so far interviewed
(as far as I can
figure out) at
least 12 members
of MI6. SIS1,
SIS2, SIS3,SIS4,
SIS5 and SIS6 have
all had their
transcripts
published in some
form whereas
statements have
been made that
SIS8, SIS9 and
SIS11’s
transcripts will
never be published
due to the fact
that “The
Committee has
concluded, in line
with its
Protocols, that it
would not be
possible to redact
and publish the
transcript without
rendering it
unintelligible”.
Which leaves open
the question of
what’s happened to
SIS7, SIS10 and
SIS12’s testimony
and will we ever
see a transcript
because the
inquiry has not
made a statement
that we wont…?
Reconstruction
goes Pear Shaped
in IraqCovers
the reconstruction
effort after the
invasion and the
private evidence
of Edward
Chaplin CMG OBE,
The Hon Dominic
Asquith CMG and
Christopher
Prentice CMG, HM
Ambassadors to
Iraq (2004 – 2009
collectively) and
DFID and FCO
functionaries JOHN
TUCKNOTT, JONNY
BAXTER, RICHARD
JONES, ROB
TINLINE, KATHLEEN
REID, LINDY
CAMERON, SIMON
COLLIS, JAMES
TANSLEY and TIM
FOY
Kurdistan
Goes Pear Shaped
With Emma Sky
- Emma
Sky was sent to
the US
controlled
region of Kirkuk
in Kurdistan by
the USA who
secured her
services from
the British
Council.
She maintains
she was acting
as effectively
as a private
citizen (not an
employee of the
British
Government) at
the time which
is why she has a
page entirely to
herself.
The
JIC goes Pear
Shaped in Iraq
- Sir
John Scarlett
and Julian
Miller (heads
of the JIC
during the run
up to the
invasion) and
Sir William
Erhman and Tim
Dowse (heads
of of the JIC
after the
invasion of
Iraq in 2003)
discuss the
actual
evidence or
lack of it for
the claims
within the two
dossiers and
illuminate us
as the JIC
intelligence
QC processes
in what is
widely
regarded as
one of the
most boring
pages on the
internet.
Defence
Intelligence
goes Pear Shaped
- Martin
Howard the
head of the
DIS is
interviewed by
the inquiry
both in public
and in
private. This
page is
extremely
tedious.
GCHQ
goes Pear Shaped
- Sir
David Pepper
tells us what
went on at
GCHQ after the
war and no one
tells us what
went on at
GCHQ in the
run-up to the
war
Major General Tim
Tyler goes Pear
Shaped - A
view of the Major
General's view as
Deputy Commander
Iraq Survey Group
and a review of
Decision Points
insofar as it
relates to the
Tony Blair/George
W relationship
By
the way if you
cant see the
inline videos
properly you're
probably using the
64
bit
version
of Windows
Explorer 9.
Use a 32
bit version
- you can download
off the Microsoft
website
...although it
might just work
now. Or just
use a browser that
isn't entirely
composed of old
ActiveX controls
and actually uses
the HTML standards
because its not
built by
egomaniacs.
You can also view
all the animations
on this Youtube
page
if that's easier.
As stated in the
previous article
this page is
nonsense. If
you want a sensible
analysis instead try
the Iraq
Inquiry Digest.
That
said there are NO
inline animations
in this page
because I couldn't
be bothered to
struggle with
GoAnimate.
We've gone for
inapporopriate
images
instead. I
may insert some
animations at a
later date.
If I can be
arsed..
Photo Credits Gordon Brown -
National
Archives and
Number 10
and some
have been
stolen off the
internet and
wikipedia
in the public
interest